I Can't Fix Stupid Tee

"I Can't Fix Stupid. But I Can Fix What Stupid Broke." Heard from a foreman, on a real job. We just wrote it down.

Every HVY CVL shirt starts with something somebody actually said on site. No gift-shop jokes, no slogans written in an office. If it didn't get said in a trailer, on a radio or at a tailgate, it doesn't get printed.

This one's the banner — it's the first thing you see on our homepage, and now it's the shirt.

What's on it

• Front: the saying, big, left-chest to hem. Bone and flagging-orange ink.
• Sleeve: subdued American flag, one color, stars forward.
• Back: HVY CVL stencil mark between the shoulders, NOTHING CIVIL ABOUT IT.

The shirt

• Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee, 5.3 oz in Charcoal, Black, Navy, Dark Chocolate, Red and Orange. Built for dark colors; the ink is made for them.
• Unisex fit, true to size. Order up if you want it roomy over a layer.
• Direct-to-garment print. Wash cold, inside out, hang or tumble low.

Printed to order

Each shirt is printed when you order it, then shipped. Nothing sits in a warehouse. Most orders ship within 2 to 5 business days. Made-to-order means we replace or refund misprints and damage, and we don't take returns for a change of heart. See the shipping and refund pages for the details.

HVY CVL. Heavy Civil Co. Nothing civil about it.
Six Tens line. Designed in the USA by people who work the job.

Product information: Gildan 5000. Printed and shipped by our production partner. Made in Nicaragua. For adults.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY.